Thursday, October 8, 2009
Time Travel Vacation
I tried and tried to think of something I would love to time travel to see, but to be honest, my history knowledge is zilch! My only history class in high school was US History and in college it was just Roman history! So my knowledge about human history tends to be lacking except about random cataclysmic events like Vesuvius decimating Pompei! I know that doesn't sound too fun (and I know that breathing in ash is horrible!), so I'm afraid that for my vacation, I'll have to take everyone way way back before man to the age of giant beasts!


Yes, bring your cameras and video recorders as we venture into the land of woolly mammoths, sloths (which are super cute!), and saber tooth tigers! Now, I know what you're thinking: We're all gonna get eaten! I mean, have you seen the teeth on a saber tooth tiger?!
Why, yes I have.

But have no fear. I've taken safety and security into account. Due to the fact that we can time travel, it's very likely that we can also procure various necessities without applying logic to the process of attaining them. Therefore, we will grab ourselves a few armored cars and go out safari style! We may have a bit of trouble navigating the terrain, what with no roads or other human "improvements," but if nothing else, we can hide in it and take pictures from the windows! Just as I'm sure that part of the joy of being on an African safari is having your jeep rocked lovingly (?) by an elephant, our trip can have the memorable experience of hearing a very confused short-faced bear or dire wolf inspecting our ride. Besides, it's probably for the best that we just remain in our little steel cabin on wheels due to the Butterfly Effect and it's amazing power. Actually, the plants that we will be crushing under the wheels of our vehicle and the distraction of the animals on our behalf is probably enough to screw somethings up - so let's not think about that and just have fun taking millions of pictures and videos of these lost creatures. Who knows, one of us could come back and make a fortune by our research/party pictures!

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